Funny English Jokes for Language Learning


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To learn English language is fun. Not just because you try to find a way to make the language learning funny and enjoyable as possible, but because the English language itself has its own funny features.

We all make jokes, don’t we? And as we do not always know, jokes can be a fine way to learn English language, that’s why the English jokes are provided below inclusive with its explanation and vocabularies to help you understand the story.

So let’s take a self-evaluation if we really are comprehensive enough to understand the following jokes below. Let’s take these all one by one. Are you ready?

What a Panda Does in a Cafe

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.

The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. “I’m a panda,” he says, at the door.

“Look it up.” The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation…

“Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

Learning Part

You will understand the joke if you know that the author play with word “shoot and leave.”

The meaning of shoot in the manual means “a part of bamboo” and leaves mean “a green part of tree” but panda misunderstood the meaning.

Q & A for a Laugh

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn’t come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?

A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: The boy friend’s hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked “Why”?

A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front”.

Q: Secret of long life

A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs… and night two legs

I’m sure you were laughing when you read these two jokes. Funny, isn’t it? This is because you actually understand what it’s meant. Surely you will never laugh at a certain joke if you obviously didn’t understand any of it, right?

That’s why it is important to learn English language. A person’s comprehension is tested not just by reading novels or long boring story books. Cracking a joke can also be an aid in testing how comprehensive a person can be with the English language.

It all manifests when he laughs as he reads it! Enjoy your joking time!

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